The entire Hotel Mario Script

hotelmario.txt

Bowser: Muahahahahahaha!

Mario: Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh luigi?

Luigi: I hope she made lots-a spaghetti!

Mario: Luigi! Look!

Mario: It's from Bowser!

Mario: Dear pesky plumbers, the koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can.

Mario: We gotta find the Princess.

Luigi: And you gotta help us!

Mario: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.


Mario: Looks kinda peaceful.

Luigi: Looks are deceiving when koopas are involved.


Mario: Uh-oh.

Mario: Ow.

Mario: Oof.

Mario: Ou.

Mario: Where am I?


Mario: Hey, Princess!

Princess Peach: Oh!

Luigi: How are we gonna find the Princess with the power goin' out?

Mario: Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check.


Mario: Ah-ha! Here's the problem: too many toasters!

Mario: You know what they say: all toasters toast toast!

Mario: That oughta do it!

Princess Peach: Oh!

Mario: Where'd she go?

Mario: Geeee it's kinda dark.

Luigi: D'you bring a light?

Mario: No.

Luigi: Well maybe a koopa will lend us his if we pursuade him.


Princess Peach: Oyoh!

Mario: Get ready to catch her.

Luigi: She's not coming down!

Mario: She's up there!

Mario: It's hard to see through those clouds! I hope we can get rid of them... Get the hint?


Mario: Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!

Mario: It's been one of those days. Come on Luigi.

Mario: We ain't afraid of no koopas!

Luigi: Woah!

Mario: Hurry!


Mario: Spooky!

Mario: Where's the Princess?

Luigi: Over there!

Luigi: Look! Wendy's hotel!

Mario: Be careful! When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back.


Mario: That wasn't so hard, was it?

Princess Peach: Boys!

Bowser: Muahahahahahaha!

Luigi: That's that creepy Bowser's laugh!

Mario: Look!

Mario: This is it, Luigi!

Mario: Remember, where there's smoke...

Luigi: There's fire.