the entire Hotel Mario Script

‎Bowser: Muahahahahahaha!

‎Mario: Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh luigi?

‎Luigi: I hope she made lots-a spaghetti!

‎Mario: Luigi! Look!

‎Mario: It's from Bowser!

‎Mario: Dear pesky plumbers, the koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom. The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven koopa hotels. I dare you to find her if you can.

‎Mario: We gotta find the Princess.

‎Luigi: And you gotta help us!

‎Mario: If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

‎Mario: Looks kinda peaceful.

‎Luigi: Looks are deceiving when koopas are involved.

‎Mario: Uh-oh.

‎Mario: Ow.

‎Mario: Oof.

‎Mario: Ou.

‎Mario: Where am I?

‎Mario: Hey, Princess!

‎Princess Peach: Oh!

‎Luigi: How are we gonna find the Princess with the power goin' out?

‎Mario: Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms. Remind me to check.

‎Mario: Ah-ha! Here's the problem: too many toasters!

‎Mario: You know what they say: all toasters toast toast!

‎Mario: That oughta do it!

‎Princess Peach: Oh!

‎Mario: Where'd she go?

‎Mario: Geeee it's kinda dark.

‎Luigi: D'you bring a light?

‎Mario: No.

‎Luigi: Well maybe a koopa will lend us his if we pursuade him.

‎Princess Peach: Oyoh!

‎Mario: Get ready to catch her.

‎Luigi: She's not coming down!

‎Mario: She's up there!

‎Mario: It's hard to see through those clouds! I hope we can get rid of them... Get the hint?

‎Mario: Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!

‎Mario: It's been one of those days. Come on Luigi.

‎Mario: We ain't afraid of no koopas!

‎Luigi: Woah!

‎Mario: Hurry!

‎Mario: Spooky!

‎Mario: Where's the Princess?

‎Luigi: Over there!

Luigi: Look! Wendy's hotel!

‎Mario: Be careful! When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back.

‎Mario: That wasn't so hard, was it?

‎Princess Peach: Boys!

‎Bowser: Muahahahahahaha!

‎Luigi: That's that creepy Bowser's laugh!

‎Mario: Look!

‎Mario: This is it, Luigi!

‎Mario: Remember, where there's smoke...

‎Luigi: There's fire.

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